thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

(via theghostinsideout)

kennysboat:

you’re not a true gamer until you shove an entire ps4 up your ass

(via aslaveobeyss)

zodiacbaby:

*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation

(via theghostinsideout)